Elected: Be The President

The Soviet Union will never be the same

Free, comrade


In a surprise victory, you have been democratically elected President, again! Now, it is up to you to push your regime and values upon hundreds of millions of people. What will be the fate of the Russian motherland?

Create laws, grant and revoke freedoms, become corrupt, and yell at your enemies in the gulag.

How long can you stay in power?

Note: This game is not satire, and is 100% factually accurate.

Speed Math

Turning mental math into a game

$ (12^2)-48+(64/82)e^(-11*0)-(3968/41) USD


Face it. You're not that smart. This app will prove it.

I got lazy writing this parody paragraph.

Note: Speed Math requires iOS 6.1.3. Any device that supports iOS 6.3.5 is not compatible with Speed Math.

Paperboy Assistant

Deliver like a pro



Paperboy Assistant is an app designed to help make newspaper delivery easier. Because, that's totally a thing that people still do.

Originally designed to help make the process of delivering elicit drugs easier, Paperboy Assistant now handles virtually every information aspect of the "paper" delivery experience. It does everything from reminding you of customers "on vacation" to guiding you through your stash. Made for "paperboys", by me.

Features include:

  • Easy route sharing with substitute runners
  • Easy viewing of client information
  • Easy tracking of vacation status
  • Push notifications to remind you of customers on vacation
  • Automatic collection managing
  • Flexible route ordering
  • Collection Time Freeze
  • Many more!
Note: While any device running iOS 9.0 or higher can run Paperboy Assistant, it is highly recommended to use iPhone 5 or newer, iPod touch (6th generation) or newer or iPad (4th generation) or newer.


Taking learning down a level



AutoTutor is a practicing app designed to help students in grades 9 - 12 improve their social skills. We all have to start somewhere.

It can be used by students to practice at home only

Some AutoTutor features:

  • 36 survey questions included with the app
  • It's got pictures
  • You get the privilege of giving me your money
  • Free updates will change the app in the distant future
  • Great explanations to help students understand interacting with people
  • It can read you the quesions in case you haven't learned to read
  • Math is calculated by a remote ti-30XIIS calculator running from my garage

Note for educators

If you're a teacher, tutor, parent or other educator, the Tutor Codes may be useful to you. They give you DLC such as skins and battle passes.

More apps coming soon!